Why didn't the turkey want any lunch?
He was already stuffed!
Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
What did the widowed mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?
Breakfast or lunch!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him
What is the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key!
Happy Thanksgiving !!!!?
These are cute. Printing them for my kids.
Reply:These are good.
Reply:These are cute. Good for kids.
Reply:IM GONNA HANG THIS ON MY BEDROOM WALL (I HAVE TO PRINT IT OUT FIRST) whoops caps lock was on.
Reply:Haha, those are good!
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
Reply:HAHA this made me chuckle!
Reply:a gr8 joke 4 thanksgivin!!wat a turkyciting joke!!hehehe......(giggle)....
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