Why won't you move away from that buckling, splintering door behind you?

I mean really, move aside....what could be in there? You shouldn't lean so hard against it, you're muffling what could be...I dunno, cursing, screaming, pleading? Won't you have to go potty or answer the phone at some point? Sheesh....

Why won't you move away from that buckling, splintering door behind you?
What?





Oh, sorry, that's just my *subconscious* trying to escape. Let me go grab my superego and try to pacify it.....





(Better put your scuba gear on, in case I don't come back.... wouldn't want you to *drown* in all the imagery.....)
Reply:Because I don't want to, I have something important behind that door
Reply:BANANA! haha umm yes they should go away... and never come back .. i dunno
Reply:Sorry 'bout that.... apparently the closet monster just found out that Bolt left Tiffany on Days of Our Lives even though the baby IS his... or something like that...





So yeah... I'm just waiting to hear back from the vet on that Xanax prescription before I break the news that I made space for that old TV in the guest room after all. In the meantime, I'm hoping he doesn't find the golf clubs.
Reply:Well done, I love subjective questions. In answer to your inquiry, I can fix my door (perhaps) but this question is not about that.
Reply:He wants sausage and keystone, but he can't find his pants.


He's not coming out until he tells me where they are.
Reply:Because I adore it!
Reply:I keep it partially open, so it is not really a door. It more like a jar.
Reply:Well I told Chili I'd watch the blogigators and I was playing on answers and they got into his lab and I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Reply:there's nothing behind this door. i don't know what you're talking about...just never mind about this door...
Reply:its my only way out



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